The 'Office Fury' Speedbal

Tired of letting your boss get the best of you? Unleash your inner Mike Tyson with the "Office Fury" Speedball! This desktop punching bag is the perfect way to channel your frustrations and relieve stress without actually punching anyone (which we strongly advise against).

Features:

• Powerful Suction: Sticks to your desk like a boss (pun intended).
• Lightning-Fast Reflexes: Train like a pro and impress your coworkers with your lightning-fast reflexes (or just scare them).
• Adjustable Height: Perfect for both towering giants and pint-sized pugilists.
• Built to Last: Made with durable materials that can withstand even the fiercest office rage.

Specifications:

• Height: 40cm (because sometimes you need to punch high)
• Spring Height: 13cm (for maximum punching power)
• Suction Cup Diameter: 17.7cm (big enough to hold back your fury)

Important Notes:

• Please note: This product is intended for stress relief purposes only. We are not responsible for any accidental furniture damage, broken office supplies, or startled colleagues.

Experience the therapeutic benefits of punching something other than your keyboard. Order your "Office Fury" Speedball today and let the rage begin!