The 'Existential Duck' Night Light: For When Life Gets Too Much
Description: Introducing the "Existential Duck" Night Light, the perfect companion for those nights when you just can't seem to escape the existential dread. This adorable (and slightly melancholic) duck night...
Description:
Introducing the "Existential Duck" Night Light, the perfect companion for those nights when you just can't seem to escape the existential dread. This adorable (and slightly melancholic) duck night light will provide a comforting glow and a gentle reminder that you're not alone in your existential musings.
Features:
- Eco-Friendly and Cuddle-Worthy: Made from soft and squishy ABS+silicon, this duck is both durable and delightfully huggable.
- Three Levels of Gloom: Adjust the brightness to match your current level of existential despair (or just to find the perfect reading light).
- Automatic Gloom-Buster: The built-in timer automatically turns off the light after 30 minutes, allowing you to drift off to sleep (or continue pondering the meaning of life, your choice).
- Multi-functional Marvel: Doubles as a phone stand, perfect for binge-watching existential dramas on your phone.
Note: May cause existential thoughts, uncontrollable existential dread, and an overwhelming urge to question the meaning of life. (But hey, at least you'll have a cute duck to keep you company.)
Specifications:
- Material: Eco-friendly ABS+silicon (because even existential ducks deserve to be environmentally conscious).
- Battery Life: Up to 8 hours of existential enlightenment (or blissful ignorance).
Order your "Existential Duck" Night Light today and embrace the absurdity of existence (one soft glow at a time).