The 'Rage Release' Button: Unleash Your Inner Office Rebel

Introducing the revolutionary solution to your workplace woes: Tired of dealing with that insufferable coworker? Unleash your fury with this satisfyingly large ENTER button.

This isn't your ordinary enter key. This is a multi-purpose masterpiece of modern absurdity.

• Need to vent? Slam this bad boy with the fury of a thousand angry squirrels.
• Need a nap? Cozy up to its plushy embrace and drift off to dreamland (or at least a much-needed power nap).
• Need a conversation stopper? Simply "accidentally" hit the button during a particularly tedious meeting.
   

Features:

• USB-Powered Rage: Plug it in and unleash your fury with the satisfaction of knowing it's technically "working."
• Ultra-Portable Rage: Take your rage on the go! This button is small enough to fit in your bag (or under your desk for easy access).
• Cloud-Soft Rage: Made with the finest materials (probably).
• Ergonomically Designed for Rage: Perfectly sized for maximum impact and minimal desk damage.
• Perfect for Meetings, Mondays, and Micromanagers: Experience the therapeutic benefits of a good, old-fashioned rage release.

Specifications:

• Material: Mostly rage (with a hint of polyurethane sponge).
• Color: The color of pure, unadulterated fury (black).
• Dimensions: 200*140*100mm (roughly the size of your boss's ego).

Package Includes:

• 1 x "Rage Release" Button (and possibly a lifetime supply of passive-aggressive thoughts).

Feedback:

We crave your feedback! Did this button help you conquer your inner demons? Did it accidentally break your keyboard? Let us know! (Five stars are appreciated, but a good, old-fashioned office revolt is even better.)