The 'Rage Release' Button: Unleash Your Inner Office Rebel
Introducing the revolutionary solution to your workplace woes: Tired of dealing with that insufferable coworker? Unleash your fury with this satisfyingly large ENTER button. This isn't your ordinary enter key. This...
Introducing the revolutionary solution to your workplace woes: Tired of dealing with that insufferable coworker? Unleash your fury with this satisfyingly large ENTER button.
This isn't your ordinary enter key. This is a multi-purpose masterpiece of modern absurdity.
- Need to vent? Slam this bad boy with the fury of a thousand angry squirrels.
- Need a nap? Cozy up to its plushy embrace and drift off to dreamland (or at least a much-needed power nap).
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Need a conversation stopper? Simply "accidentally" hit the button during a particularly tedious meeting.
Features:
- USB-Powered Rage: Plug it in and unleash your fury with the satisfaction of knowing it's technically "working."
- Ultra-Portable Rage: Take your rage on the go! This button is small enough to fit in your bag (or under your desk for easy access).
- Cloud-Soft Rage: Made with the finest materials (probably).
- Ergonomically Designed for Rage: Perfectly sized for maximum impact and minimal desk damage.
- Perfect for Meetings, Mondays, and Micromanagers: Experience the therapeutic benefits of a good, old-fashioned rage release.
Specifications:
- Material: Mostly rage (with a hint of polyurethane sponge).
- Color: The color of pure, unadulterated fury (black).
- Dimensions: 200*140*100mm (roughly the size of your boss's ego).
Package Includes:
- 1 x "Rage Release" Button (and possibly a lifetime supply of passive-aggressive thoughts).
Feedback:
We crave your feedback! Did this button help you conquer your inner demons? Did it accidentally break your keyboard? Let us know! (Five stars are appreciated, but a good, old-fashioned office revolt is even better.)
Color |
Black, Pink |
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